What is Kel Varnsen?
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(Seinfeld) An alias that Jerry comes up with so that he can gain access to an apartment for sale during the Puerto Rican Day Parade, so that he can watch the end of the Mets game.
"Not Pennypacker. 'You know him?' I wish I didn't. Brace yourself, madam, for an all-out bidding war. But this time, advantage Varnsen!!!"
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A name Jerry Seinfeld used when he answered the phone as Vandelay Industries.
Vandelay Industries, Kel Varnsen speaking. How may we help you?
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Describes a weak attempt or effort, or something that is lame. Relates to the term 'fist' -- see my meaning for that word.
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A bagel toasted with a microwaved egg in the middle, and then cheese melted on the egg. You can also add salt and pepper.
Other toppin..
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verb, means it is time to start with the drinking for the night.
When Friday afternoon came it was just time to Light the Tiger and get..
