What is Kellen?
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N. guy who is awsome; he tells jokes no one understands but you have to laugh at them; loves kitty cats and the Kitty Kat Dance song
Adj. durp dee durp durpa durp durptee durp tittily dittily dum
V. To wear hilarious shirts that normally relates to mustaches or family guy; to play final fantasy, eat ramen noodles
Other = political jokes are funny, knows famous people that no one has ever heard of
N. A short, stubby man who grew facial hair at a pre-mature age; has a sister who is unbelievably hot and sleeps in her nude on the couch when one has friends over (Im down with that)
N. Never gets in trouble at St Joes, but would subtly implement sexual references in questions he asks the teacher.
N. A long, dark haired adolescent who never sleeps but falls asleep while typing or playing video games.
N. a Rob Schneider impersonator
N. God
Kellen: So, John Hatheway walked into a bar and a hammer fell on him
Friends: *cant help but laugh*
Kellen: I was soooo close! I WAS SO FUCKING CLOSE!
Guy: What Kellen? What happened!?
Kellen: My neighbor was SOOO CLOSE TO GETTING ME POT!
Cat...Im a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance, and I dance dance dance...!
Wow...what did he say? It was funny, his name must be Kellen
Me:"Guns dont kill people...people with mustaches do!"
Kellen: Erick...my shirt just made you admit that you kill people...
Kellen: Im so close to beating this dungeo-...oh! Noodles are done!
Kellen: So, John Kerry went into a bar after his botox job and the bartender says "Hey John, why the long chin?"
Little Johny: Mommy, some new kid at school has a mustache...why? We're only in the 3rd grade?
Mommy: well, Johnny, we dont go around point out people's premature tholical stimuli, so we will just call him Kellen
Johnny: Ok mommy, thanks!
So, I was spending the night at Kellens house and it was around 2:00 am. I needed a drink so I went upstairs to get some water; I was trying to be quiet because his sister was sleeping on the couch, little did I know...she was wearing nothing. So, I hear a stirring behind me...I turn around and...well...just use your imagination
The subject was not to have sex before marriage; Kellen's response "I love cheese cake and all, but not when it has been sitting on the shelf for 30 or so years"
Hey, Kellen, look whos in first place, I AM!...Kellen? You awake?
Kellen: *sitting up straight, snooring, but has the controller clasped in his hand*
Kellen's entry in his RPG topic on a forum:
"Link was walking down a long and dark *falls asleep in mid-sentence* ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt tttttttttttttttttttttt"
Kellen: Hey guys
Friends: Yeah?
Kellen: Rob Schneider is a durp dee durp durpa durp durptee durp tittily dittily dum
Friends: *couldnt help but uncontrollably laugh*
Wow...that guy can make pie appear at his finger tips...he is such a Kellen...
Kids! Time to go to church and pray to Kellen!
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A sexy guitar geek.
He's a kellen. That's hot.
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