Kellyng

What is Kellyng?

losing a friend to a buttholey lovesick person.

that p is kellyng’ the j from me!

See stupid, who, have, the, near, them

T-fived

1. To f**k something up. A friend's son failed his first driving test yesterday. He told his parents he had 'T-fived'. See..

Microwave A Melon

1. To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MO..

Quick Pumper

1. Someone that doesnt last long in bed. Julia: Michael only lasted 5 minutes in bed last night. Heather: Oh, hes a quick pumper eh? See..

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