What is Kerd?
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Kiernan's Esophagal Reflux Disease. Similar to GERD or Gastro Esophagal Reflux Disease except it is contracted by living in a house made out of boxes and smoking vast quantities of Marijuana. Symptoms include stomach aches, strange burping, smoking more marijuana. May accompany leprosy and extreme laziness.
Kiernan always burps strangley due to his KERD.
Oh my god I got KERD'd today from smoking too much weed
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