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The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.
I performed a successful umbilllicus c..
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Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
I just stepped on a Ukra..
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To be drunk absolutely shitfacedin fact.
Lord Scrote, would you care for another gin?
No thanks Miss fotheringay, I'm totally bac..