What is Keswick?
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The armpit of Ontario !
Keswick is a hick town 45 min north of Toronto(the crotch)
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A small town made of loud, noisy, irritating bikers, welfare recipients, and anyone else who can't afford to buy a house in the south. On the plus side, it is on the lake, and everyone lives near the beach!
Teenagers in Keswick, in training for riding real motorcycles, ride around on little whining mini-bikes at all hours of day. Makes one feel like exhausting all the tomatoes in the fridge to get them to be quiet.
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A small town in South-Western Ontario, about 45 minutes north of Toronto where hicks live.
Hey man, have you been to Keswick, the chicks are hicks!
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