What is Kettering?
1.
Town in northampton, ruined by the fact of it being closely related with
Popular for numerous amount of
Not only is there a vast number of
If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs.
Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.
And they say that Corby is bad.
'Hey you, what are you doing near Kettering?
I say you run a few miles real quick!'
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2.
To really fancy yourself as something better than what you actually are, also known as "farting higher than your arse", given that the residents of this no-mark shithole actually think the dump is a on a par with Paris or Rome.
No
It's a chav drug-dealer market town in the middle of England, complete with boarded up shops and pubs, dog shit everywhere, and sells more sovereign rings than anywhere in England. Innit blood.
Avoid the place.
Kettering Chav 1 - Owright maaate
Kettering Chav 2 - Like my new sovvy ?
Kettering Chav 1 - Yeah man, classy
Kettering Chav 2 - Innit
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3.
N. An imprint left on the skin after reclining on an uneven surface for a sustained period, commonly seen on face after sleeping in an unusual place
"I don't know how I got there or what they did to me. All I know is I woke up sore and with kettering all over my face."
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