What is Key Bump?
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What you get when your homies are stingy with the bag.
Hitter: "Yo, lay me out a phatty."
Pitcher: "Nah man, I'm just doing key bumps."
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2.
The act of using a key to snort a drug. The drug is spooned onto the key and the placed near the nostril for inhalation.
"Hey, Lohan is inviting us to go do a key bump with her in the john."
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One who has great skill in the art of manual stimulation of an orfice. Most commonly a vagina or anus.
Andy had manual stimulation with..
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A comfortable relationship. Usually not a healthy relationship.
Charlie: Mike and his girlfriend have such a sweatpants relationship.
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