What is Keyboard Commando?
1.
A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.
Mario is a keyboard commando
2.
Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.
