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When a large king cobra slithers through the plumbing system and comes out your toilet while you are taking a dump. It pops its head up..
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Suing somebody over your own stupidity.
Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: ..
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When a woman (often submissive and needy) spends all her time searching for her "prince charming" to come rescue her; brainwas..
