What is Kidbberish?
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The slurred, mixed up and incomprehensible speech from a child which only their parents, close relatives and other parents can understand and think is adorable.
lil Emily: Kree-yer, wigo da orange an tock da neemos?
lil Nick: TOCK DA NEEMOS!! TOCK DA NEEMOS!!
(child falls to the floor and begins spinning)
Critter: Uh...I think I need a kidbberish translation here.
teh Mom: They want you to take them to the ocean so they can talk to the fish....isn't that just soooo cute?!? They call the fish 'neemos' like Finding Nemo!! *proud glow*
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a car, truck, motorcycle, or bicycle
we can get there faster if we use this rolling machine here...
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Yo mama, obviously.
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Just kidding, the opposite of cool is hot, which is yo mama :P
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Not cool!
"Drag Beard is the oppo..
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when a pink sock becomes so big that it no longer fits into ones pants and is obvious to those who know what to look for.
i gave him a ..