Kidney-wiper

What is Kidney-wiper?

The male sexual organ.

When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the jacksie.

*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.

'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'

'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'

See cock, knob, prick, jesus stick

Jewlous

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Keffed

1. Euphemism for 'fucked'. "Oh man, I'm totally keffed if I don't do this homework!"..

L2n

1. Learn to no. Basically a come back. Erica: Hey, fag, learn to play(l2p). Adam: Learn to no(l2n)! See get a life, fuck off, no you, sh..

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