What is Kidney-wiper?
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The male sexual organ.
When encouraged to the necessary length, the aforementioned organ can be used for wiping the kidneys of any game bird*, preferably up the
*Please note: game bird means a girl who is up for it, not a pheasant or moorhen.
'Hey darling, fancy sitting on my kidney-wiper?'
'I wouldn't mind wiping her kidneys!'
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Random Words:
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An individual whos head is so confused they are forever making mistakes. A polite way of calling somone a dick head!
Why have you come..
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when you have dry sex and your penis is rubbed raw by the inside of your pants.
My dick i red from the grope burn my girlfreind gave me..
