Kids

What is Kids?


1.

the result unprotected sexof a male and a female of the same species; also can be known as offspringand brats

The misses and I took the kids to the park.

2.

Annoying little bitches who cry and whine until they get what they want.

Mom: I hate our kids.

Dad: Me too, maybe we should tie them to a post and light them on fire?

Mom: Okay i will get the gasoline.

3.

The stuff that gets shot all over the place during sex.

I was doing this broad from behind and ended up shooting kids all over her back and hair.

4.

things that interupt you while your banging you wife.

"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"

5.

Krazy Individuals Destroying Society

Infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become KIDS

See thugs, idiots

6.

Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.

I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.

See Saints

7.

the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.

my kids are my reason for living

See kids, children, offspring, child, life


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