What is Kids?
1.
the result unprotected
The misses and I took the kids to the park.
2.
Annoying little bitches who cry and whine until they get what they want.
Mom: I hate our kids.
Dad: Me too, maybe we should tie them to a post and light them on fire?
Mom: Okay i will get the gasoline.
3.
The stuff that gets shot all over the place during sex.
I was doing this broad from behind and ended up shooting kids all over her back and hair.
4.
things that interupt you while your banging you wife.
"I would have finished if it wasnt for those medling kids!"
5.
Krazy Individuals Destroying Society
Infants are cute until they turn 4, then they become KIDS
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6.
Children, offspring, those under 21 living in your household.
I don't want any kids, instead I'm going to adopt my Albertsons' staff and have them move into my multi-million dollar mansion.
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the one thing that keeps you going knowing as long as you treat them as individual people they will always respect you.
my kids are my reason for living
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