What is Kiel?
1.
the kick ass duke; prolly the most awesomest name ever
One day I hope to be kiel status.
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2.
the hottest guy ever who loves being tickled till he pees his pants; enjoys baking cookies in his spare time :P
loves loves LOVES his girlfriend
Did you hear Kiel baked cookies with his girlfriend last night??!!
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3.
A fat, shirtless, loser, Texan, who walks around thinking hes hot shit. Often banging his red headed girlfriend in the shower with a crowd watching.
I need to go pinch off Kiel.
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4.
An 18 year old man that dances like a gorilla whilst in clubs. Women usually have the tendancy to become entranced by his moves causing immitation.
He misses seeing people falling off chairs and tends to get cheated on quite alot.
"I was watching Kiel dance last night. He moves like a gorilla man! I liked it ;)"
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5.
A fucking marshmallow; he's soft and white
The biggest cunt that you've seen thus far
"Yo Taaha, look at Kiel over there, that marshmallow, that cunt. The Baous gon' put that fucker in his place."
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