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Someone who has never spanked the monkey.
Man: Hey, did you hear about (name)?
Man 2: What about him?
Man: He's a hand virgin!
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Relates to pro-evolution soccer. The term is applied to a situation where a foolish and un-necessary risk is taken but goes unpunished.
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A special kind of soccer in which the most important skill is the ability to writhe on the field in fake agony until the ref yellow/red..