Kill Kittens

What is Kill Kittens?

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

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"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?

See masturbation, jerking, wanking, handjob, fingering

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