Kill Kittens

What is Kill Kittens?

To kill a kitten is to masterbate. Comes from the slogan, "Every time you masterbate, God kills a kitten"

Yo don't be killin' kittens in there!

Oh man she is too fine. I best go kill a kitten before somethin dreadful happens

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"Killing kittens" is a very useful euphemism to those who are incapable of spelling the big word "masturbating" correctly.

The metaphorical kitten killing is carried out by proxy, courtesy of Our Lord.

Wanna watch me kill kittens?

See masturbation, jerking, wanking, handjob, fingering

=====d O:

1. Supposed to be a picture of a penis pointing pointing into a mouth. Used in internet conversations I say: =====D O: You say: Fully Se..

Cluffle

1. When everything is a complete waste of time! God working at wants is a total bunch of cluffle! Jesus christ what a load of cluffle! S..

Emotung

1. Someone who is both very emotional and very highly strung She's a nice girl but a bit emotung See bitch, wierd, difficult..

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