What is Killzone 2?
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Soon to come out PS3 fps shooter. With the previews, it seems an incredibly good game. Could possibly be the halo killer.
dude1: like dude did u see the killzone 2 trailer?
dude2: yeah man it looks so kewl, especially when that guy blows up
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2.
The best game ever. A very good story, addicitve online, and the graphics aren't too bad either. Beats the shit out of Call of Duty, Halo, and Gears.
Girl: Baby, I'm bored. You wanna have sex?
Boy: Yeah, maybe tomorrow.
Girl: Why not now?
Boy: FUCKING KILLZONE 2 BITCH
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3.
an exclusive ps3 tittle that can put any xbox 360 to shame. One of the best looking and fun games out there. It is better that Call of Duty, and Halo. A game with an excellent online on psn.
Tyler-"Dude wanna play Halo, or even better COD4"
Me-"Dude fuck that shit, im gonna go play Killzone 2 instead"
Tyler-" That game sucks its on ps3, its in the future and you can't prone"
Me-"wow, great reason. Jealous skirt"
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4.
1. A game for the Playstation 3
2. The new form of masturbation for teens
3. An overused comeback to any bitching going on about video game consoles.
Kurt warner: So what is Killzone 2?
Tom Brady: It's a Playstation 3 game
Teen1: Oh wow u guys wanna cum to my place and play teh new Killzone 2?
Everyone: YEAHHHH!!!!
Later... UR DEDZZ!!!! BOOOM!!! WHIZZZZ!!!! TEABAG!!!!
IGN review: ... Xbox 360 has its Killer App....
PStool Kiruzon 2!!!!!!
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5.
A game that PS3 owners have hyped to hell and back.
It isn't out yet, so most other gamers generally disregard their ramblings.
It could be good, and it possibly may not be, so Sony owners should bugger off for the time being.
PS3 Owner: dood killzone 2 will totally pwn!!!!1
XBox Owner: no way, halo 3 is way better; AKA u a fag
Wii/PC Owners: DANCE PUPPETS!
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6.
A game that Sony fanboy's won't ever shut the fuck up about. You can typically see these losers on forums drooling over the post-processing effects while suck off each others virtual e-cocks.
The most ironic thing behind all the hype is that, if this game were on 360 also, it wouldn't recieve a fraction of the hype it has today.
Half-Life 2, a 5 year old game, still has gameplay, atmosphere and story that absolutely destroys the utter living shit out of Killzone 2, or any other recent FPS for that matter, including the shitfest
On top of that,
So in conclusion, despite all the hype behind Killzone 2, please see that it's nothing special. To prove myself right, I went and made polls on various forums asking this question "If Killzone 2 had N64 graphics, would you still care about the game" and the majority of answers said "No." Proof the game has nothing more than graphics to back it up. Don't believe me? Go to any gaming forum and ask the same thing.
2 reasons why this game is so popular:
A) A PS3 exclusive. The PS3 has been starving for an exclusive FPS playslaves can show off to Xbots on the gaming forums, and it finally has arrived.
B) Pretty good graphics(though Crysis still outdoes it in everyway possible)
Before you hit the little thumbs down icon, let me tell you I don't own a 360 and I own a PS3.
If you can look past the fancy graphics, it's just another tired FPS. I'm not saying it's a bad game, but please, there are so many fucking better games, both old and new.
Like the 2 Star rating on youtube...Killzone 2 is "nothing special"
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