What is Kim Jong Il?
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With his trademark bouffant hairdo, designer sunglasses, and tan tracksuit, "Dear Leader" Kim Jong Il, is the quinessential mad dictator. Ruling over the impoverished and isolated nation of North Korea, Kim Jong Il has been responsible for the mass starvation, torture, and opression of millions of people. He has also perpetrated an insane personality cult centering around him and his late father Kim Il Sung. The dictator has also taken an interest in nuclear weaponry and acts of state sponsored terrorism.
Kim Jong Il drinks imported cognac and dines on fresh lobster while his people eat grass off the hillsides.
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Kim Jong Il is one of the worlds most dangerous men. He runs
Kim Jong Il is a
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Kim Jong Il is a maniac. I despise him.
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Somone who needs to be nuked.
A Trident D4 would work nicely.
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A crazy commie bastard who speaks not so good english
Kim Jong Il: Awww Hans. You're breakin my balls Hans, you're breaking my balls!
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An Evil Commie peice of shit.
Kim Jong Il starved his own people. He gets all the imports for himself.
Kim Jong Il is a huge fan of Daffy Duck.
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A small (5 foot 2 inches) Korean with a very small penis and hairy back. Has a ridiculous balding hairdo which looks like someone threw a wig in a cotton candy machine and glued the mess to his head, smells of old socks and has the fashion sense of a blind autistic child. Also cannot spek Engrish good.
Leader of a cruddy subcountry known as North Korea which houses a few half-assed nuclear weapons and a lot of starving gooks.
Kim Jong Il: I am cool
Dude: You are short, grow away
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crazy dictator, just like george w. bush.
Kim Jong Il secretly likes George W Bush. Sexually.
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