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A brief masturbatory interlude separating a lengthy period of idle procrastination and a period of productive intellectual functioning.
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The Trojan War was a war between the Trojan army and a bunch of queers from Greece. The only heterosexual in the entire Greek nation was..
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Something you want but haven't had the motivation to find.
"I'll get you yet, you yellowbellied sap suckers!" ie. ..