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A day taken to celebrate the absolute wonder which is today's Messiah, Barack Obama. Either inauguration day or election day or wha..
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setting the scene;
Your drunk on a night out, you meet a girl, you go back to hers/yours and have drunk sex.
Now it's the morning..
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Being forcefully slapped in the face with a kebab.
''Dude, I've just been kebab slapped and it was awesome''
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