Kirbyism

What is Kirbyism?

A religion for bowlers.

The God of this religion is known as Kirby. Kirby, our heavenly Father, is a superb bowler, but occasionally drinks too much beer.

The principal hymn of Kirbyism:

May my balls be accurate and my strikes be many.

See Kirby

Also see alcoholism

Bowler 1: Fuck Christianity, Jesus can't help me with my 7-10 splits.

Bowler 2: You should join Kirbyism, I did yesterday and have been bowling great ever since.

Bowler 1: Hooray for Kirbyism! I'm in.

Kirby: And so it was written....

Zosha

1. Most likely to steal llamas and mislead them into space. Partial discoverer of space cows. I saw a zosha skipping to the moon. See fu..

Champz

1. Commonly used to define the coolest person in a group of random nobodies. Also usually very muscular, large, has a deep voices, and is v..

Journotard

1. 1. Journalists who seem to be completeley oblivious to how the world functions outside of the newsroom. 2. Players in the news media th..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Kirbyism Edit Meaning