Kirbyism

What is Kirbyism?

A religion for bowlers.

The God of this religion is known as Kirby. Kirby, our heavenly Father, is a superb bowler, but occasionally drinks too much beer.

The principal hymn of Kirbyism:

May my balls be accurate and my strikes be many.

See Kirby

Also see alcoholism

Bowler 1: Fuck Christianity, Jesus can't help me with my 7-10 splits.

Bowler 2: You should join Kirbyism, I did yesterday and have been bowling great ever since.

Bowler 1: Hooray for Kirbyism! I'm in.

Kirby: And so it was written....

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