What is Kirbyism?
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A religion for bowlers.
The God of this religion is known as Kirby. Kirby, our heavenly Father, is a superb bowler, but occasionally drinks too much beer.
The principal hymn of Kirbyism:
May my balls be accurate and my strikes be many.
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Bowler 1: Fuck Christianity, Jesus can't help me with my 7-10 splits.
Bowler 2: You should join Kirbyism, I did yesterday and have been bowling great ever since.
Bowler 1: Hooray for Kirbyism! I'm in.
Kirby: And so it was written....
