Kitchen Whale

What is Kitchen Whale?

The morbidly obese female that is (or should be) in the kitchen cooking your food right now.

My wife is the best kitchen whale ever.

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Porcelain Handshake

1. Throwing up in the toliet so many times that flushing seems as if you are shaking hands with the toilet. Used in the song Tequila Heads..

Grow A Tail

1. to take a shit, just to plain ol' take a shit Dude, hold that thought. I gotta go grow a tail 2. defecate Nah, that's cool..

Roast Beef Challenge

1. A trial that consists of someone trying to eat ten Arby's roast beef sandwiches, usually within an alloted time limit. The contest..

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