What is Kitchen Zen?
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The process by one methodically prepares an entire meal, cleans up, sweeps, puts away all cookware, dishes and leaves a sparkling clean kitchen-- all in a discrete period of time. It is akin to such scenes out of Disney movies where all is completed as if by magic.
It was amazing to watch her/his kitchen zen-- and the meal was fabulous!
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Random Words:
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Holding someones head under the blanket post flatulence.
My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.
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