Kleft

What is Kleft?

There's only one Kleft, and he is almighty

Look at the Kleft, he is such a manly specimen.

Jepson

1. (in full Michael Jepson) the most unfortunate person ever to have lived I'd hate that, Jepson! See sploink..

Pull A Sheryl Crow

1. To use a small amount of toilet paper when wiping. Damn it! I took a crap without realizing I was almost out of toilet paper and I had ..

Trunkles

1. Tree trunk ankles. The step up from "cankles." Where some fat fuck has legs so huge, that the calves sag down over the ankles..

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