Kleptosexual Edit Meaning

1. the act of farting under the covers and simutaneously lowering a raised leg to push the fart out toward the head of the bed at your part..

1. a cup of patrone with a full can of skoal chewing tobacco crushed in like a mojito. bartender, can I get a 100 percent pure death shot?..

1. When one sneezes and almost looses the top rear of their throat. Can lead to pain. That was a hard kapheffer I just had right there. S..