Klomfas

What is Klomfas?

Noun: A piece of material or article of clothing unknowingly saturated in anal seepage. Term originated in Lakewood, OH

After eating all that chili at Skyline, I ended up with a massive Klomfas

See hershey squirt, skid marks, olestra, anal leakage

[dead Serious]

1. To be completely serious; not joking. Suzie: Matthew likes you. Sarah: Stop joking around, that's not funny. Suzie: I'm de..

1. A fucked up dad that looks and touches his innocent children, and other younger girls. Daughter of the W: My dad was staring at my ass ..

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1. A "LooKooM" person is just a bean, trying to get some sleep. You will know when you'll meet a LooKooM...

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