Klomfas

What is Klomfas?

Noun: A piece of material or article of clothing unknowingly saturated in anal seepage. Term originated in Lakewood, OH

After eating all that chili at Skyline, I ended up with a massive Klomfas

See hershey squirt, skid marks, olestra, anal leakage

Drenzek

1. Disgusting and or repulsive. Often used to describe a disgusting state of obesity. Dude! Tim's new girlfriend is so fucking gross...

Reverse Door Job

1. See Door job; Same as Door job; but when you lay someone the fuck out when they knock on your door. "Ryann knocked on Sean'..

R.a. The Rugged Man

1. He's just as broke as when he had no deal, he's stupid his brain's like oatmeal, he used to be labelmates with Shaquil..

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