Klomfas

What is Klomfas?

Noun: A piece of material or article of clothing unknowingly saturated in anal seepage. Term originated in Lakewood, OH

After eating all that chili at Skyline, I ended up with a massive Klomfas

See hershey squirt, skid marks, olestra, anal leakage

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