Klum Edit Meaning

1. the art of not being stoned. zober is to stoned as sober is to drunk God damn, I only just became zober. See dudley..

1. adj. A way for intarwebfucktards to say "sorry," since typing like a retard is cool. Somebody loses at something. "oh ..

1. someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) typ..