K-mart Cowboy

What is K-mart Cowboy?


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a fake cowboy/cowgirl; they rock their trucker hats, john deere shirts, bigass belt buckles, plaid shirts, cowboy boots, carhartt apparel, and twangy ass accent just a little too hard...and its pretty clear that they aren't country

now i'm not country or anything...but that dude is a k-mart cowboy if i've ever seen one

See cowboy, cowgirl, twang, trucker hat


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