What is Kmart Cowgirl?
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When girls go to country concerts and buy a straw hat specifically for this occasion. These girls usually don't know a damn about country music, and just wear the hat because they think it looks cute. Kmart Cowgirl also refers to those of which think it's cute to also wear a skirt with cowboy boots. The people who actually ride, and know about country music do not dress up as such, because well, we know how ridiculous it looks.
A Kmart Cowgirl is when you go to a country concert and see girls in straw hats from Walmart, and/or skirts with cowboy boots. These girls also know nothing about real country music.
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