Kneeing A Loaf

What is Kneeing A Loaf?

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

See shit, dump, lavatory, turd

Splassback

1. Defecation so violent that one's turlet spits water back at you shiney hiney. DMasterF: "Damn, Wigga! Whys yo pants wet?&quo..

Zeta Jones

1. Thanks to catherine and her ballooning experiment everytime she has a baby. The term zeta jones means to eat like it's your last ev..

Ong Tote

1. When your beardgets caught in a blender and you scream latin curses at that guy across the street for giving you a look of confusion and..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Kneeing A Loaf Edit Meaning