Kneeing A Loaf

What is Kneeing A Loaf?

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

See shit, dump, lavatory, turd

Like Hell

1. Used as a cancelling prefix. "I am going to the CIRCUS!" "Like Hell you are!" See one, two, three, four, five..

Quackarazzi

1. When you walk down a street and a flock of ducks start following you down the street quacking away at you as you walk. dude i just walk..

Exastipated

1. Too tired to move one's bowels. I was exastipated when I got home from work and so went to right bed rather than to the bathroom. ..

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