Kneeing A Loaf

What is Kneeing A Loaf?

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

See shit, dump, lavatory, turd

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