Kneeing A Loaf

What is Kneeing A Loaf?

To take a shit. Originates in South Yorkshire, but heard in North of England more widely.

"Sorry I couldn't take your call, but I was halfway through kneeing a loaf and couldn't get to the phone."

See shit, dump, lavatory, turd

Kraft Disease

1. 1. when ones cock is bent at an angle. 2. when one can masturbate and have sex with his belly button at same time. As Kris was getting..

Why ?

See gay, fag, jared, homo..

Rest Mark

1. The ring round hard crap where the Sphincter grabs it. “Dude, that turd was so long it had rest marks on it” See turd grabber..

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