Knightley, Keira

What is Knightley, Keira?


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keira knightley is an 18-year-old upcoming and successful british actress.

contrary to her looks in a couple of her movies, keira is a natural brunette. she has a lovely face, perfect body, and positively the greatest piece of abs. last but not least, she is the -- da -- person who makes british accent sound lovelier than ever.

some of her most popular movies are as follows:

princess of thieves (2001)

the hole (2001)

bend it like beckham (2002)

pirates of the caribbean: the curse of the black pearl (2003)

love actually (2003)

king arthur (2004)

the jacket (2005) future production

tulip fever (2004) future production

pirates of the caribbean sequel (2006) future production

a: is that keira knightley in the picture up there?

b: yea, it is.

a: woah, it is signed!

b: yep.

a: fuck me! it is inscribed to your name!

b: yep.

a: lucky bastard!


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