Knobstacle Race

What is Knobstacle Race?

1.

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

See i, really, don't, know, what, you, mean

83

Random Words:

Manover

1. a manover is a sleepover involving only men (and in some cases boys) in which only videogames are played late at night, if not all night..

Fuck Brain

1. The slightly incapacitated state of mind after a proper, vigorous fucking... and at least one orgasm. You're under the influence o..

Beaver Picture

1. A pornographic film. "Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture?" "Beav..? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the gu..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free