What is Knobstacle Race?
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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.
I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.
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1. A queef.
2. A beaver fart.
After I boinked my wife, she let out a huge vaginal zephyr. It smelled like fish.
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A lesbian, from the island of Lesbos.
She looks like she's from the island.
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