Knobstacle Race

What is Knobstacle Race?


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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

See i, really, don't, know, what, you, mean


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