What is Knobstacle Race?
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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.
I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.
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Random Words:
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a fat broad's untrimmed snatch
your mom loves to serve the postman her patented bloobhairy pie
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A prattish young woman desiring to flaunt her 'gothiness,' while not really realizing how annoying and cliche she is.
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