What is Knobstacle Race?
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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.
I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.
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powdered drink that you mix with sugar, comes in fruit flavors
Two guys just get done shooting some hoops
"You thirsty man"
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Hot, Teenage boy or adorable young teenage with perfect straight teeth that has two hair colors and parts his hair going right. Real nam..
