What is Knobstacle Race?
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A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.
I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.
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Expression for 'nothing about', or 'doing nothing'
Drew - "Yo man, whats the word?"
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The day that white supremacists celebrate, instead of Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
Happy James Earl Ray day, my skinhead Nazi friend.
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A pronoun primarily used in place of the female vagina, also another word for ice cream.
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