What is Salad Face??
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An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.
"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"
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When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
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A bar with a lot of hot girls, or female talent.
Let's hit up the bar on Washington Street, that place is a talent show!
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(n.) Sl.
1. One who persues anal sex for sexual pleasure or curiosity.
2. A homosexual male.
3. A proctologist.
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Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun
: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encou..