What is Salad Face??
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An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.
"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"
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When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
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to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.
Tayler - "YOUR S..
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Term used to describe the creamy residue secreted from a female vagina, found on the gentlemans penis after sex.
Ruddy heck, look at al..
