What is Salad Face??
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An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.
"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"
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When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
Random Words:
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poop that is shaped of some animal form.
my moms poop was shaped as a scorpian there for it was a zoo poopie
See poopy, poo, poop, zoo..
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a slave to his mistress: annemijn
he gets beaten in his balls and he likes it
he even gets punisched by her on school
hi jorik vd ho..