What is Salad Face??
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An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.
"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"
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When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
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A day set aside to be nice to a friend who is feeling down, observed on the third Friday in October.
Etymology: derived from "Rena..
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like a crackwhore... but so much more cool
"using caffiene like a crackwench just released from detox"
See crack, wench, cra..
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To pown someone with logic.
"If p then q, therefore q, you just gotta pwned, modus powned."
See pown, pwn, powned, own, owne..