What is Salad Face??
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An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.
"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"
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When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
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An exceptionally large lagomorph that died for our sins (or was that Jesus?) and, during the month of April, delivers delectable candy t..
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When a man is about ejaculate and doesn't have any tissues or towels available but he has a feline animal around to take the shot.
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