What is Salad Face??
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An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.
"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"
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When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
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the act of smelling like cheese.
person1: Hey your gay.
person2: yeh but richard you smell like cheese.
See you smell like cheese, ch..
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An expression used when robbing someone to denote the desire that he or she relinquish the jewelry that he or she posses.
Run them jewe..
