What is Salad Face??
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An expression of great confusion, often said with a facial expression to match and hands with palms up.
"...and then my dad said I couldn't date 'til I was 40. Salad face?"
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When you see the picture of a cute but extremely geeky girl online and are forced to furiously masturbate to overcome you current state of horniness.
I was so horny looking at her cute lil face that I wrapped BOTH hands around my cock and jerked off like a fucking maniac. My balls exploded thick cum all over the goddamn screen and all over this chick's face.
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The time of the month when women get all pissy and annoyed. For men with half a brain they know what the "Time o' the month is..
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Slapplenom, is a combination of a slap and a nom!
/me slapplenoms looney
See slap, nom, slapplenom, nomnom..
