What is Koala?
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a cute australian marsupial that eats only eucalyptus leaves. A marsupial is like a kangaroo (they have pouches for their babies) they are not bears
please dont call me a koala bear cause im not a bear at all (its a song)
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2.
(1) A person who really likes to snuggle.
(2) A person who likes to physically cling to their lover.
Tito acts so macho, but he's such a koala.
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3.
A bloodthirsty mammal that will drop out of trees and rip your head off.
Koalas are indigenous to Australia. They will also drop out of trees and rip your head off.
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4.
"The Koala (Phascolarctos cinereus; sometimes also spelled Phascolarctus cinereus) is a thickset arboreal marsupial herbivore endemic to Australia, and the only representative of its family, Phascolarctidae". Don't fuck with them.
Check out that Koala just chillen, eatin Eucalyptus.
You don't mess with the Koalas. Especially Kids with Sticks, or Tea Bags.
You don't talk about the Koalas.
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An unapreciative girl that enjoys sexual experiences during the moment but will say how bad the man was afterwards.
A koala bear looks cute and cuddly but in reality it is a vicious creature.
Mandy told brody in the moment that she was having a great time but then mandy goes and tell her friend that he was bad and small. WHAT A KOALA!
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6.
A type of marsupial that pretends to eat eucalyptus leaves. The truth, however, is that these leaves are almost nutritionally useless, and that the ebil koalas must resort to fiery warfare ending in bloody cannibalistic feasts upon scorched koala flesh that last centuries. In spite of this insanity, many people, especially female people, are fond of them.
Damb fuckin' koalas.
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Untrimmed bikini line/pubic hair that escapes the sides of your underwear, resembling a koala's ears
Her bikini line was so wild, when she wore panties, she was totally going koala
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