Kobe Stains

What is Kobe Stains?


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(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.

When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets for kobe stains or else you're going to have to call house keeping to change the sheets.


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