Koi Job

What is Koi Job?


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receiving a blow job from a koi fish. It is an unfortunate side effect of koiophilia or the erotic love of koi fish. Think about all the arrogant pedantic assholes who have to have a koi pond because they are spiritual, but when they can't get laid by a chick they wade into their pond for a toothless lovefest.

Have you ever walked in on someone getting a koi job...awkward!

See blow job, ghost job, necrophilia, beastiality


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