What is Kolonel?
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A strange breed of person from Northern New Jersey who aliken themselves to a Southern Gentleman. One should be careful around a Kolonel for they tend to be very clingly and tend to use the phrase "mind if I come along", even if your just going to take a piss. The last known sighting of a Kolonel was at Union College.
Dude, the Kolonel is coming get your ass in gear!
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Placing ones penis on a girls face so it rests straight down the bridge of her nose.
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Partially shaved pubic hair on a vagina. With it varying between being trimmed or a landing strip. The middle option between a full bush..