What is Kolonel?
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A strange breed of person from Northern New Jersey who aliken themselves to a Southern Gentleman. One should be careful around a Kolonel for they tend to be very clingly and tend to use the phrase "mind if I come along", even if your just going to take a piss. The last known sighting of a Kolonel was at Union College.
Dude, the Kolonel is coming get your ass in gear!
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The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if..
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Fucking someone's ass without lube. Known to be painful.
Ann: "We were horny as hell and didn't have any lube, so Steve ..