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The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently.
I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learn..
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Tha little, tiny, microscopic purple monkeys who clean the dishes in your dishwasher. They often have wars with "the yellow fox mic..
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What a stepmother would yell at you if she found a wire hanger in your closet after specifically telling you that wire hangers are just ..
