Kottke

What is Kottke?

1.

To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.

v. Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn -- he kottked us.

See laziness, welching, blog, metafilter, blogosphere

2.

(verb) To solicit attention and support for an undertaking of grandiose proportions and then failing to meet the promised expectations.

"Bob said he was going to landscape his yard if we helped him rake the leaves, but all he did was mow the lawn--he kottked us."

See kottke, lazy, sham, welch, metafilter, quonsar

44

Random Words:

Why Am I Wearing Pants? Moment

1. A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..

Chipoop

1. Defecation occuring shortly after the consumption of a Chipotle burrito. Chipoops are recognizable from other feces by their distinct od..

Zelmak

1. 1. A oversized postman chomping on gum wildly while wearing pants too short to be jeans but too long to be shorts, otherwise known as a ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free