What is Krispy Kreme?
1.
NOUN - A donut, once eaten, makes the victim want more.
She always brings a stash of krispy kremes in the morning for breakfast.
2.
Donuts so good, you'll suck a dick.
"COME ON MAN, OPEN UP, MAN! GIVE ME ONE MORE DONUT! I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!"
-Man knocking at a Krispy Kreme resturant at 3AM in the morning
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3.
Police hangout
They all ate at Krispy Kreme.
4.
The most delicious circular morsel to hit planet Earth in the recent past. So savory, each bite would be relished for sure by Homer Simpson.
The "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign is blinking! Free donut, hot & fresh, for everyone!!
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5.
the undisputed Donut of the Gods.
When presented with a choice between Krispy Kreme donuts and a beautiful woman, a smart man will choose Krispy Kreme donuts every time; both can be quite delicious, but the Krispy Kreme donuts will never expect a diamond in return.
6.
The best doughnut in the world.
Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!
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A % of what many peoples bodies are composed of.
Human body: 60% water, 20% krispy kreme, 20% other
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