What is Kristinitis?
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The glossy shine one gets around their face immediately after performing oral sex on a red-headed female. Caused from vaginal secretions left over from the act.
"Yo, I think I just got to third base."
"No shit, you got Kristinitis all over your face! Someone needs to get you a washcloth"
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Verb: to have one too many shirt buttons undone.
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The Biggest Mustache but it his hidden in the bear flesh.
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particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session
his gland grenade went off right in my eye!
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