What is Krooked?
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The way one feels after a few too many drinks
I drank three beers and I felt krooked.
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a person who went down to sainbury super market and bought a carrot and went home and fed it to his pet elephant who had only 3 legs.
Old bill peterson who lives down the road from me was krooked
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