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The size of an ostrich.
From the words ostrich and size, commonly confused with ostracized.
Q: "so how high was the surf?"
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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30..
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marrying above what you deserve.
The dude way overmarried. She's a 9 or 10 in all important categories and he's a 4 to 5 at b..