Kryptonite

What is Kryptonite?


1.

Strong ass Weed

Dont smoke that kryptonite shit will fuck you up

See AC

2.

1.Tight mutha fuckin song by Purple All-Stars

2.Sum Strong Bud

"I Be On That Kryptonite, Straight Up On That Kryptonite"

See big boi, outkast, marijuana, weed, rap

3.

the only weed better than superman weed

the purple ribbon allstars are always on that kryptonite

See pot, weed, dank, nug, superman, Geoff

4.

kryptonite is a strain of weed originating out of Norcal in the town of yuba city, its a f-1 hybrid, pure kush plant with ultra potent nugs that taste like og or bubba kush not for light weights

I smoked some of dans kryptonite and it plowed my field!

See weed, chronic, doja, smoke, dank, dro, skunk

5.

Strong ass weed, song made popular by Purple Ribbon (who are da shit), and Superman's worst nightmare.

When Superman hears the song Kryptonite, he takes a baseball bat and starts whamming the crap out of the stereo.

See superman, purple ribbon, dsg, sdg

6.

Kryptonite is a compound consisting of the element krypton, according to chemical-forming "-ite" nomenclature of chemistry.

However, krypton is a planet where Superman Clark Kent comes from and the substance kryptonite from it due to the explosion is fatal to our Superman, i.e. the translucently green rocks you would see in the TV series and which make Clark Kent dizzy and feeble and can even kill him.

Thus figuratively, it means something that makes you weak, powerless and limp, i.e. your weakness, whenever it comes to you, because it can even weaken Superman, let alone you!

Just as the song "Kryptonite" in the Australian Idol Guy Sebastian's album where the lyrics go:

Cos I can't stop thinking of you

I'll be trying not to love you

I'm helpless, girl it's true

So I'm giving up tonight

Cos baby you're my "kryptonite"

***That girl's exactly Guy Sebastian's "kryptonite"!!

See weakness

7.

a lethal mix of viagra and cocaine used by men during devious sexual acts for the purpose of trying to escape a mid-life crisis post tramatic limp syndrome and usually end up dying, shaming their families for life.

did you hear what happened to John this weekend?

he died in a motel 6 from using kryptonite on a water buffalo.

See shameful, limp noodle


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