Kthxbye

What is Kthxbye?


1.

shortening of "k thx bye". The K is short for OK, which is short for oll korrect, which is a facetious alteration of All Correct. thx is short for thanx which is a facetious alteration of thanks which is short for thank you. Bye is short for goodbye, which is an alteration of alteration of God be with you. "kthxbye" is the pinnacle of English's advancement, shortening "All correct, Thank you, God be with you." into seven lowercase letters. Humanity is doomed. Obviously, it is used to end a conversation *fast* that you don't want to be in anymore.

Whiny bitch: Here's your hamburger. Anyway, as I was saying about how bad my life is...

Other dude: Yum, burger. kthxbye. *leaves*

Whiny bitch: I have no friends. Wan wan wan.

2.

Disrespectful form of quick politeness and salutation after one has served a purpose to another.

"I just uploaded that paper you asked me to write. It took me about four days, I hope you'll like it."

"kthxbye"

3.

To snub someone off; to abruptly end a conversation after requesting something.

David, get me that drink, kthxbye.

See Rob

4.

A sudden, abrupt and rude cessation of conversation that is used to demean one or more participants of the conversa-

KTHXBYE

"I wanted to snipe that auction, why'd you go and do it?"

"Shut it bitch, I got it first, KTHXBYE."

See Goose

5.

1.) Form of the phrase "Ok, Thank you. Goodbye." Used exclusively on the internet, most commonly in cases where a person no longer wishes to continue a conversation.

2.) Same phrase, used to intensify an argument by making all who are involved angry at that person for using the already overused phrase.

Can be replaced by : kthnxbye, kthxownt

uber1337: France is ass soup. kthxbye.

Manawski: What? You are full of it you piece of ....

6.

Used to signify your winning of a flamewar or to show that your insult was best and nothing can beat it.

What a fucking joke.

kthxbye

See lmao

7.

closes hai block statement in LOLCODE.

Eg. marks end of program code.

Sample hello world LOLCODE program

HAI

CAN HAS STDIO?

I HAS A VAR

GIMMEH VAR

IZ VAR BIGGER THAN 10?

YARLY

BTW this is true

VISIBLE "BIG NUMBER!"

NOWAI

BTW this is false

VISIBLE "LITTLE NUMBER!"

KTHX

KTHXBYE

See lolcode, hai, programming, syntax, lol, caturday, lolcats


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