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When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.
My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at ..
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When you spunk in someone's eye.
I was going for the moneyshot, but i sliced it and she was crying pearl tears.
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one who is coolest uncle in the world. and one who is making his neice cissy uber sad because he have not yet written her a testimonial ..
