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I love you so fucking god damn much it hurts.
Me: HOLLA !
Him: Heya. :p
Me: Hru today?
Him: Great.
Me: Shit, gtg my mom is bitching..
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When you receive head from a guy/girl with bad breath.
She ate an onion bagel and followed it with a hot dog, now that's some onio..