Kung Fool

What is Kung Fool?


1.

A martial art that is often used as a tactic to end a meaningless, heated argument. The rules of Kung Fool are:

1) One may only engage another Kung Fool Master.

2) Both Kung Fool Masters must acknowledge the bout.

3) A master may never physically engage an opponent.

4) The master who wields the most original combination of weapons and/or stances wins the bout.

Master 1: (bows) Your use of the jar of peanut butter and toe-nail clippers beasted my defense.

Master 2: (bows) I may have won this match, but your Frantic Platypus Stance proved to be a worthy Kung Fool technique.

See bout, master, diversion

2.

a martial art of low quality; a failed attempt to use martial arts.

That dude be payin' $100 a month for some kung fool lessons.

He thought he was like Bruce Lee tryin' to kick but it turns out he's just a kung fool.

See karate, kung fu, fool, martial arts


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