Kung-fu For Jesus

What is Kung-fu For Jesus?

1.

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.

onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

See crazy christian, jesus freak, kung fu, karate, fight

2.

Some people in Alabama who are crazy and learn karate for Jesus. They are Pentecostal Crazies and speak in tongues. It's like Karate For Christ or something. It's freaky in a bad bad way.

onlooker#1: Dude, they just beat the shit out of that Hindu.

onlooker#2: Yeah, it's those crazy guys that do kung-fu for Jesus.

See crazy christian, jesus freak, kung fu, karate, fight
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