Kurplumpkin

What is Kurplumpkin?

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

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