What is Kurplumpkin?
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When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.
Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.
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(adjective)
Used to describe anything so convenient at the current time that it defeats the purpose of trying to figure out why it just..
