Kurplumpkin

What is Kurplumpkin?


1.

When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.

Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.

See shit, toilet, blumpkin, gnarly, blowjob


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