What is Kurplumpkin?
1.
When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.
Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.
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Random Words:
1.
1. an asshat of extreme proportions.
2. one who engages in frequent and unwarranted asshattery
that man is a 10 gallon asshat..