What is Kurplumpkin?
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When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.
Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.
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Random Words:
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1)a type of hungarian cheese dip
2)an ass-pirate
3)a medievil tool used to mummify dead bodies
While the guy was using a yotodahizzie..