What is Kurplumpkin?
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When a high velocity turd strikes toilet water during the act of a blumpkin, causing shit water to splash onto the blumpkin giver's face.
Dude, Cindy was giving me a gnarly blumpkin last night and i popped a beast turd and gave her a nice kurplumpkin.
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When something or someone is unpalatable or unpleasant and makes you sick to your stomach.
I would never date him, he's unstomacha..
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To blow your load all over someones face.
Calm down mahfucka you can't get aids from a homeless dude bustin a nut on yo forehead.
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